Eh. F1 uh : D

10 reasons why Formula One is better than sex:

10. It’s socially acceptable to do it while others watch

9. Bigger cars don’t necessarily get more attention

8. The phone won’t ring while you’re in the middle of a race

7. You get to use your rubber more than once

6. You don’t have to sit through a movie and dinner beforehand

5. You and the car always finish at the same time

4. You always know exactly where to put your hands

3. You drive as hard as you can, right from the off

2. The quicker you finish, the better you are

1. You can do it more than once in one afternoon.

Teehee.